You were away the same time I had internet problems! Haha! I was so surprised to see this at the top of my feeds. I can't believe my friend is now a gigolo haha! Fallen on hard times, no? I will advertise your service in earnest, and will take only a small percentage for every successful transaction. No, I'm not your pimp. But, you do have to work exclusively for me, and I do have the option to buy a golden chalice and a cane. Now go, Wachinfore. Show. Me. The. Moneeeeeey.
Hahahahah You are the best! You make me laugh more with your comments than with my own story.
Obviously my friend! I need help and have to be trustworthy. I'm willing to give you 2%. I am very generous, did you see?... Now, I am desperate, but please be careful and do not go get me a client that comes with a surprise. Haha
Just letting you know that your efforts are appreciated, brother :D You work hard trying to make us all laugh, so I just want to make you laugh the same way as well haha What are amigos for, right? :)
No surprise?? But ... I already booked you 3 of those :| what if they pay extra and I get you super drunk, will you accept? Please? I said please, so you have to say yes.