Hahahahah You are the best! You make me laugh more with your comments than with my own story.
Obviously my friend! I need help and have to be trustworthy. I'm willing to give you 2%. I am very generous, did you see?... Now, I am desperate, but please be careful and do not go get me a client that comes with a surprise. Haha
Just letting you know that your efforts are appreciated, brother :D You work hard trying to make us all laugh, so I just want to make you laugh the same way as well haha What are amigos for, right? :)
No surprise?? But ... I already booked you 3 of those :| what if they pay extra and I get you super drunk, will you accept? Please? I said please, so you have to say yes.