Upon landing stateside, I should expect to be manhandled by super friendly TSA agents. Should they take a liking to me I can expect a full cavity search. I shall, therefore, endeavor to ensure I am at least wearing clean underwear and that I am neatly trimmed in all necessary places.
Let me know your flight details and I can guarantee it for you mate.
A quick phone call and you can be sampling the delights of a fat fingered, humourless, pathetic, sociopathic rentacop of a TSA agent as he rummages through your luggage and dirtbox within 10 minutes of landing in the ‘Land of the Free’!
May as well shove a massive salami down your pants dude, if they’re going to feel you up you may as well impress them!
(",) They are not as bad as what you think.They are very strict that is for sure. They just want to make sure no terrorists and improvised explosives coming in the country. I think airline/airport personnel or TSA agents whoever handles our luggage does not have any pity on the luggage and content itself. It happened twice now that I had broken piece of something in my luggage traveling internationally.
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Haha
I land on the 35th Augustember
hoho lol lol