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RE: Adventure of the Day #1

in #ulog7 years ago

You never know what could be lurking behind that innocent amphibious face. The frogs have been doing a good job of keeping a low profile with Kermit as they're affable, lovable spokesfrog.

But does that account for the devastation that Horned Frogs have been known to do, albeit on the college football field, and what about that poisonous tropical tree frog that plagued our heroes in Rio 2! Not so innocent there, were you frogs?

Beware, our little green hopping friends. We're onto you.

Secret Agent Frog!
Secret Agent Frog!
You've stolen all the secrets, and got taken by No Name.

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That's true, man! They act all nice and sweet, but they really could be planning something! ;) At least now we're on to their schemes and can stop whatever nefarious plan they are putting in place.

They better not be in league with the chickens. That would be catastrophic. With the lions and the frogs on their side, the chickens would be nigh near unstoppable.

The last thing this world needs is chicken domination.

The cows were right. :)

The ChickenFrogalypse! Muah ha ha!

That would be pretty bad.

Yep, those Chick-Fil-A cows are smarter than they look.

I'd say that's true. Most cows are probably smarter than they look.

It's too bad we don't have a Chick-Fil-A near us. There's only two in the entire state so far and they're farther north than we normally end up.

One of these days, though, there will probably be a restaurant near us. In the meantime, I'm going to need to do my share of keeping the ChickenFrogalypse at bay by eating Foster Farms products and having my wife kiss frogs to turn them back into princes.

I'm not a bovine expert, so I can't speak to whether or not they're smarter than they look. They don't look especially smart, so I hope they're smarter than they look.

That's a bummer you don't have any Chick-Fil-A stores closer to you. I really enjoy their deluxe chicken sandwiches. Oh, and their waffle fries.

I'm going to need to do my share of keeping the ChickenFrogalypse at bay by eating Foster Farms products and having my wife kiss frogs to turn them back into princes.

Ha ha ha. That's funny! I think you should write a story on that. :D

I probably should. I'll just heap it up on the ever growing pile of ideas for posts. Right now I'm in the middle of the freewrite posts and I haven't even been attempting the yard decoration stories. I'm about due for another one of those.

You've been keeping a low profile here, at least with me. I hope that's a sign of lots of things getting done in the outside world. Since you don't really share those things, other than to say in general there are things going and you need to attend to them, I can only wish you well with all of that.

I'm not that big a fan of Chick-Fil-A, but my oldest son is. He'll go miles out of his way to eat there, and since he'll be back in Oregon come the beginning of December, I'm sure he'll be frequenting that store regularly. :)

I'm glad to hear that you have lots of potential inspiration. Sometimes it's just having a pile of stuff from which to choose.

Sorry, I promise that I haven't been ignoring you. I've just been busy doing other things. This next week might be better for making the rounds, but then I know I'll be slowing down again following that. It just depends on what I have going on.

Yeah, I don't really share a lot about what I do. It's just how I am. I was never big into Twitter and all that nonsense. People don't need to know when I sneeze or where I'm going. I won't even install the insurance apps on my phone to get lower rates... and I would.

I recently restarted the Count of Monte Cristo. It's one of my favorite books and I haven't read it in a while, so I'm looking forward to that taking more of my time for a while. I'm not a fast reader, so I can enjoy a book for days and days.

Is there a specific reason that you don't like Chick-fil-a?

  • You have a bad experience?
  • Just weren't that impressed?
  • Don't like chicken?
  • Don't like how they do chicken?
  • Don't want to eat chicken if you weren't able to see where it was raised and subsequently killed?
  • Prefer to cook it yourself?
  • Prefer to have your wife cook it herself?
  • You just don't like the name?
  • You're mad they're closed on Sunday because you own shares in the company and want to get more profit from them being open another day per week?
  • You think they should also be open on not-yet-created-day called Glensday which would actually be the eighth day per week? You are afraid of chickens because of the impending #ChickenFrogalypse?
  • You owe money to a man who once owned a chicken restaurant, but he was a jerk and you want to make sure that he never gets paid back, so you won't eat at any restaurant that serves chicken on the off-chance that the one you eat at could be his and that by eating there you would be repaying the loan and making good/providing sustainable to a horrible man whom you have sworn you would never repay or abet?

My money is on the last one.

I feel like this demands an answer, but I'm not sure of what. It's as if it were meant as a tag for your last comment, but for some reason deserved it's own comment. I'm sure its significance should not be understated, so, having it standalone is very apropos.

However, I fear it might be one of those "Rosebud" deals that someone utters just before some kind of untimely demise, so if you could at least give me something so I know that you're still among the living and that you were merely wanting to give it greater emphasis, you will put my mind at ease.

Otherwise, I will see what I can do to marshal the penguins, the freshwater salmon and the brown bears. Let me know. Okay?

I'll answer this one first. I forgot to put #ChickenFrogalypse as a hashtag in the last comment, so I added it as another.

I'm still among the living. I'm sure that you'll feel a disturbance in the Steem when I eventually go to meet my maker. Someone of such weighty vesting does not often go quietly.

Don't marshal the salmon and the bears. I tried to do that once, but even though they were on the same team, the salmon tried to eat the baby bears. It was a whole big thing. It got out of control and things got messy. I think there's still a fair amount of bad blood between them.

I appreciate you checking though. We wouldn't want a cry for help to go unnoticed. Thanks for checking in. :)