I've been single and done little dating in this past year, but perhaps I'll re-word my Tinder profile soon and give it a go.
Good riddance with your seeds. Although to be completely sincere unlike the others here. The only thing I'm truly going to wish for you... is that after re-wording your Tinder profile soon, as to give it a go again. May you never ever meet a petite and succulent brunette like this one below who falls madly in love with you and also wants a child of yours. 
Wouldn't that be a rather mean twist of fate. I'm just going to assume that the front isn't as nice as the back of the lady above and live in seedless bliss ☺️
Whilst I check her bum out for just a bit longer 😍
Oh! of course. It wouldn't only be a mean twist of fate. But it would be a truly horrible catastrophe for humanity. How many gorgeous children could you not contribute with to the world anymore?
Wishful thinking. That's what always keeps us safe for a while after our decisions. };)
No!
The planet looks to be over-subscribed as it is!
Yep, that's true. But it's going to happen anyway. So, how about replacing the ugly ones with prettier ones?
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Not in this life!
Uhm, ok, then I suppose that I'm gonna have to introduce you in person to the succulent petite brunette above so you can see her face and front-end, just to see if you change your mind.
3 months ago would have been ideal! 🤣