Ach all this is just too much for a Dawg............I ended up nipping Ms Sheridan's ankle coz, well, she won't let me dream about what it might've been like for a Dawg in 1864. Anyway, she let out a scream and fell on top of Jubal whose head became even bigger and I trotted off home. I'm 14 years old ......sheesh, gotta tell my Hyumi that coz he sez I'm only 2 and a quarter!
Love it Birdybro, this is top stuff. I enjoy floating through multiverses, it's good for my tan.
I do 'I' more than I do 'You', but I'm sure you know whadda mean :)
I got a big smile reading this !LOL
I'm changing minimum story from 300 to 200 words.
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Two white horses jumped in the mud.
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Oh DAWG... I hear your voice !LUV
You skips out on detention and meets DAWG on the way home...
Try from there @flamistan
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Ha ha, please don't tell my Hyumi or he'll get worried. You see, I'm in season and he doesn't want me meeting boy Dawgs atm :(
....but detention?
Ha WOOF to that microcosm of Hyumi Adult Prison Services. Dawg is Dawg innit!
I slink outside when Ms Sheridan's phone rings. The doctor has arrived to attend to Jubal's extra-swollen head.
Outside in the street, the light is fading and the last glimmers of sunlight reflect off large puddles of Dawg pee.
It was in one of those reflections that I spotted him.......damn, what a handsome Dawg!
[The rest has been redacted due to its potentially NSFW content]
Actually nothing happened but I don't want Barge to find out I was flirting
So far you are the only dawg biting. That boy must be fine. Glad to see they took care of Jubal's head.
Ha ha and I'm not even 'playing'......but I see there's another animal - @buffalobison in fact, who has opened a portal 👏👍
Dawgs biting huh!
Lol! This is one funny dawg! Jubal's head got bigger.. That Part got me rolling with laughter
Thanks Doziekash :D
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