My missus went bonkers because I didn't walk the dog. Of course, within ten minutes of leaving the house, it stopped, didn't it, so I got a text: "Walked the dog, and he's had a pooh." I decided to up the stakes by texting back, "If only I could control the weather." (Thank The Pond Gods, she's at work tonight otherwise, the evening would be a tad frosty, I suspect?)🤣
That's because your brain thinks Poop so logically it should be Poo but the correct spelling is Pooh because the h is silent. (But violent) 🤣💩
P.S. Even emoji gets it wrong. LOL
We had some this morning. I expect the garden to go bonkers now.
My missus went bonkers because I didn't walk the dog. Of course, within ten minutes of leaving the house, it stopped, didn't it, so I got a text: "Walked the dog, and he's had a pooh." I decided to up the stakes by texting back, "If only I could control the weather." (Thank The Pond Gods, she's at work tonight otherwise, the evening would be a tad frosty, I suspect?)🤣
Had a pooh :)
Got to know the limits of your relationship.
The wife is hardly likely to say, "The dogs had a shit."
I know, but I'd spell it poo. Seems both may be valid.
That's because your brain thinks Poop so logically it should be Poo but the correct spelling is Pooh because the h is silent. (But violent) 🤣💩
P.S. Even emoji gets it wrong. LOL
Source: https://www.dictionary.com/browse/poo
But i love to have rain
I can send you some if you like? 🤣☔🌧️
Hahaha okay send me too