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My missus went bonkers because I didn't walk the dog. Of course, within ten minutes of leaving the house, it stopped, didn't it, so I got a text: "Walked the dog, and he's had a pooh." I decided to up the stakes by texting back, "If only I could control the weather." (Thank The Pond Gods, she's at work tonight otherwise, the evening would be a tad frosty, I suspect?)🤣

Had a pooh :)

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Got to know the limits of your relationship.


The wife is hardly likely to say, "The dogs had a shit."

I know, but I'd spell it poo. Seems both may be valid.

That's because your brain thinks Poop so logically it should be Poo but the correct spelling is Pooh because the h is silent. (But violent) 🤣💩
P.S. Even emoji gets it wrong. LOL

I think I'll stick with my definition from the Oxford Dictionary.