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A friend of mine had a problem with squirrels nicking all the bird food, so he went and bought this cage thing on a chain to put the food in. The squirrels nicked the cage! 😱 🐿️

That sounds about right! I've moved cucumbers, tomatoes and peppers in on my screen porch. Nasty rodents will probably chew through the screen now!

Charlie loves chasing squirrels.

Can I borrow him?

He's very broken.

For example, last night, while lying on the sofa, he suddenly started making gagging sounds. Because the wife and I are both pathetic, there we were, fawning over him with panic in our eyes. We coaxed him to the water bowl, demanding he had a drink, whereupon he promptly nipped out the open patio door, ran up the garden and started barking his arse off.

He's definitely broken. 🤣

It's really worth hating))

If they want vegetables, let them grow them, haha!

I agree! As if there is not enough food for them in the woods!