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Ah, yes, that thread was made entirely of campaign promises. I guess it compromised the integrity of the whole system.

Campaign promises are almost always lies. Trust me on that.

Yes, well, that's why the rope frayed.

I'm glad there was an explanation as to why I plummeted towards an unending abyss.

One wants to know.

One shouldn't have let go.