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Oh mate, sales are my jam. Salespeople are my kind of people. I really enjoy them every time I go to the mall and they sell me stuff that I have no use of. Or, when I wake up in the middle of the night because they want to talk to me about their Lord and savior, the almighty credit card. They are gems.

Haha! I knew that you were going to spot that line haha! Come back next week and leave a comment so that you can sign your soul, I meant, uh, sign your whole support for this :/ Whole support. Yes, that's it. Heh.