I wasn't going to say anything about his physical stature, but I'm going to predict right now that when the season arrives, Santa will get creamed in the media for being an old white guy, which will lead to viral public outcry, his Twitter account will be closed, and the US will basically go to war with the North Pole, forcing elves to migrate into Canada, etc. I'll probably start feeling sorry for him then, just to be funny.
hahaha the elf costumes would have been fine, it turns out, since nobody really saw us anyway!
Right!? With the current climate, I bet people would be petitioning his replacement to be a hefty African-American Woman that is part Asian, part Apache.
And Santa don't say _"ho ho ho" no more, because [offensive implication] and [reason hidden due to low ratings] so you kids shut up, and be good, for goodness' sake.
They did offer a caveat that Santa would be coming for them. It was up to the children whether to heed said warning. But, with all the hoopla regarding pedophiles in Hollywood, I think that it's probably best that they cut ties with the big guy.