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When I Googled this way, I saw a headline about a chicken that lived for 18 months without a head. I didn't click the article though. Wasn't interested in distractions.

I imagine the head on the ground for 18 months being completely happy trying to peck anything nearby. The poor body though. What's a chicken body to do without a beak?

Now I'm wondering what it would be like to see yourself running away. Would it still be embarrassing to run body first into a wall or would I think, what an idiot.

I think it is a moment of great pride. Yep, it's useless without me.

I tried to tell him to stop, but he wouldn't listen, because I still have the ears.

I wonder if this chicken was a male. If female, surely there weren't eggs laid during that time from stress. Or, maybe not having a head is really, really relaxing.

The temptation is growing. But I'm not going to google it. That would ruin all the possibilities.

I wonder, if it did lay eggs, would those chickens be born without heads?