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I imagine the head on the ground for 18 months being completely happy trying to peck anything nearby. The poor body though. What's a chicken body to do without a beak?

Now I'm wondering what it would be like to see yourself running away. Would it still be embarrassing to run body first into a wall or would I think, what an idiot.

I think it is a moment of great pride. Yep, it's useless without me.

I tried to tell him to stop, but he wouldn't listen, because I still have the ears.

I wonder if this chicken was a male. If female, surely there weren't eggs laid during that time from stress. Or, maybe not having a head is really, really relaxing.

The temptation is growing. But I'm not going to google it. That would ruin all the possibilities.

I wonder, if it did lay eggs, would those chickens be born without heads?

Or, would they be born with both parts, only detached? The fuzzy little chick head would be pecking away at dirt, and the cute little chick bodies would be pooping in the water bowl. Everything would be totally normal.