Hey @erodedthoughts, I am in true desperate need to find a mighty exorcist, a foolproof witch doctor or someone exceedingly eminent mastering the arts of healing by smoking ritual tobaccos. Or curing by magic spells or through using quack remedies or something that powerful that will be utterly able to help out to my cute fiancee with her current little problems asap.
I would need someone who is extremely capable and effective as to help her get rid of her usual struggles to do the simplest of things well. I need urgently that specialist, before I dare to propose her to live with me and she come and rescue me from my dreadful loneliness. But I still do not dare to ask.
¿Would you think my case deserves your generous attention and you may find it worthy that I share the full story to participate on this contest? Winning those 128 Steem certainly could change my life!!
I will leave here an audiovisual summary of the case to see what you think.
Thank you!! :)
That was too funny, reminded me of my daughter who just left for college.
Hahahaha yeah mate! our daughters always look pretty much like that. ;)
that would be me, just send coin! 😁🦅
Ah! but in your case dear @eaglespirit. The treatment must be based on drink too much shots of tequila baby. Hahahaha :p
By the way, ¡Happy belated birthday! :)
PS. Oh! ¿did you mean you'd be 'that' specialist I'm looking for? I wonder if you as a Medical Reiki Master could help my cute fiancee with her issues. If you can, maybe the coins are on their way to your hands. Let's see if @erodedthoughts approves my entry for his contest. LoL
ahha nooooo i just had one margarita 🤑
thank you so much for the bday wishes and yes yes just send coin and ill get rid the unfriendlies for you 🤣🤣🤣
ZOMG too funny. Who made that video? Too true. Each of these is me. Except my problem with water is that it gets in my mustache and then drips down my front after the drink.
Holy Cow Brendan!! I don't even want to imagine when you eat beans & haricots. Because If your whiskers and beard are too long, it could look like an eternity until the beans dripping reach the ground. Buddy! LoL
Ha. That's giving me deja vu. See, I had to make a how-to: