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!mysticzap

You perform a quick fireball attack:
fireball
The sparks explode in your own face, the spell frizels and a little spark floats off. Did you not learn how to tune this spell at Wizard School? Gobbo happened to be walking by at the time and knows youre an easy target, so he attacks..@gobbo

Gobbo makes his best attack.
He laughs like a jerk.

The sneaky git hits for a 5.

🚩 🚩 🚩 OFFICIAL RULING 🚩 🚩 🚩

Chuck Norris does not like the sight of two live Gobbos very close to each other. He rushes in and delivers a roundhouse kick to this Gobbo, causing its head to detach and fly off into the sky. Where that head will land, nobody knows. In the blink of an eye, Chuck picks up the headless Gobbo's corpse and disappears.

🚩 🚩 🚩 This Gobbo is dead and out of play. The other one remains.🚩 🚩 🚩

again?! Two now? Did I attack incorrectly for the first gobbo? @doughtaker

Yeah, players must always use their strong/risky attack against Gobbo. You need to use the !mysticblast command whenever Gobbo shows up. So Gobbo #2 with a roll of 5 is going to be dead and void pretty soon...

!mysticblast

You tune in deeply to your inner chackras and summon a lightening
lightening
The lightening is out of control and hits some innocient civillians that happen to be walking by. A mob of peasants gathers around and shoves that naughty wand up your A..And you are a dead magician now. You loose a life, Harry.

Angle Food needs two hands to count the number of times he has had his wand rammed up his own ass by peasants.

!l1

Your down to 1 life point:

"Fuck this mystic trickery" exclaims Angle Food.
"I'll stick with old faithful..."