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RE: Punday Monday! Win SBI! Join this easy contest with your original pun on this week's topic! This is the 59th week that we've held the contest! Comedy Open Mic Round #25 entry, too!!!

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I bought you a new car for your birthday, but I couldn't find a way to rapid, so I guess I'll just keep the car for myself. Happy birthday anyway.

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    You can use it to motor on over to our place! That'd be wheel nice.

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      Oh, I was GOING to, but then...I realized it is such a long drive, I'd probably get wheel tired. And that wouldn't be safe. You understand.

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       6 years ago  

      They've got these new-fangled things called rest stops. When you get tired, you go to them and then someone takes your car away, saving you from driving while tired.

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