Did you hear about the thoughtful Scotsman who was heading out to the pub? He turned to his wee wife before leaving and said, ‘Jackie – put your hat and coat on lassie.’
She replied, ‘Awe Iain that’s nice – are you taking me to the pub with you?’
‘Nah, I’m just switching the central heating off while I’m out.’
??????? What does that mean? Sorry, I am a bit slow! :{)
That's not what I wrote, wait there I'll try again
Now that's much funnier than the original message you sent me. :) And not at all offensive to a Scotsman (since it's actually a known, scientifically proven, beyond a shadow of a doubt fact! :))
You're in with a chance @markwhittam! :)
Thanks again for that lovely post earlier today! Hope you are all enjoying a lovely evening wherever you are. :)
Haha thanks buddy, no idea what happened there.
Yeah I'm standing in warehouse waiting to load my truck, writing jokes to past the time :)