Now that's much funnier than the original message you sent me. :) And not at all offensive to a Scotsman (since it's actually a known, scientifically proven, beyond a shadow of a doubt fact! :))
You're in with a chance @markwhittam! :)
Thanks again for that lovely post earlier today! Hope you are all enjoying a lovely evening wherever you are. :)
Haha thanks buddy, no idea what happened there.
Yeah I'm standing in warehouse waiting to load my truck, writing jokes to past the time :)