Stephen King wrote a western vampire story. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Little_Sisters_of_Eluria
Also, this thread is the benficiary of my attempt to get that fool out from the top of the comments feed. It is a success! Also, where were you Tuesday night? We tried the mead, but it was still too yeasty, so we put it back to keep brewing.
See, I knew the mead wasn't quite ready yet so I decided I'll wait until it's brewed properly. :p
Yeah that douche is... quite a douche. :p
If you had come over that night, you could have warned me!