Yoga and Farting
This morning I was getting up late. After working on the homework, I immediately opened the larder. But only sweet potatoes were cooked last night.
After eating and drinking enough, I immediately left for the yoga practice center. When I got there I was a little late. I immediately stretched my muscles for about five minutes and immediately joined other friends. The instructor immediately invited me to take the practice site. He gave instructions to sit with crossed legs. I do it right away. I quickly adjusted the requested movement.
But after 30 minutes my stomach felt bloated and wanted to fart. the more I felt more resistant.
"Hold" said the instructor giving orders to hold back one of the movements that needed stretching on the back. That's when I suddenly felt like I couldn't take it anymore.
Finally the farting sound was loud.
"TUUUUUIIIIIIT": I feel very relieved.
However, the voice immediately dispersed the concentration of the yoga participants. Their reactions vary. Someone laughed, someone complained about my farting voice and smell.
This post to participate in Day 599: 5 Minute Freewrite: Tuesday - Prompt: yoga
Ha ha ha! Loved it!
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But it was relaxing and that is what is it about
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hahaha dangerous potatoes
I will add this to a myriad of reasons why I've never done yoga;)
And with no further ado, I deliver your alcoholic prompt for today: https://steemit.com/freewrite/@mariannewest/day-600-5-minute-freewrite-wednesday-prompt-600-bottles-of-beer-on-the-wall