My brothers will love this one: "Pro-tip: The best time to fart is during a round of applause. Nobody hears it and their hands act like fans"
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My brothers will love this one: "Pro-tip: The best time to fart is during a round of applause. Nobody hears it and their hands act like fans"
Pass it on. That's what Pro-tips are for! I can tell them, from experience, 100% foolproof, hands down, no way around it, best way to fart. You can push and nearly crap your pants. Nobody knows. Since everyone is waving their arms around like that Joker up there, you can even position your hands in a place that helps remove the evidence and those people are none the wiser. Mmm hmm.