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RE: I Don't Have Anything Worthwhile to Post Today So I'll Just Fake It

in #funny7 years ago

Pass it on. That's what Pro-tips are for! I can tell them, from experience, 100% foolproof, hands down, no way around it, best way to fart. You can push and nearly crap your pants. Nobody knows. Since everyone is waving their arms around like that Joker up there, you can even position your hands in a place that helps remove the evidence and those people are none the wiser. Mmm hmm.