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Believe it or not, and you should because it's true.

One of the products I make in my job is vegetarian pork roasts alongside beef, chicken and gammon roasts of course. But, I also make vegetarian frankfurters and bratwurst, interestingly enough, (have you ever noticed how people use the phrase "interestingly enough" when they are telling you something that is so far removed from interesting it does not even deserve to share the same universe?)

Jeez! Thanks for making me think about work when I have a few days off... 😂

Oh by the way, I did find Jesus, he was sitting outside a McDonalds in the local town centre wielding a placard that read...

"The end is high..."

I think I saw that same placard guy in Chicago about 15 years ago. The end is apparently still nigh.