Nice post!
I have always wanted to write the above then F-off, just to see what all the buzz is about but alas I read some rules on leaving catchy comments and apparently I am supposed to tell you a specific part of the post that appealed to me so that you know I really read it... Ugh... OK here goes...
Nice post, I particulary liked the bit with the:
Pork, water, salt, spices, sodium tripolyphosphate, lemon powder (dextrose citric acid, natural flavour, (lemon oil), onion salt. I know this may have been an odd thing for a vegetarian to really enjoy, but I did.
I trust this fulfils any and all contractual obligations burdened upon me with regards to being eligible to meet the criteria to facilitate posting a comment here.
So now you know I read the post, right? I mean how else would I know about the Pork, water, salt, spices, sodium tripolyphosphate, lemon powder (dextrose citric acid, natural flavour, (lemon oil), onion salt, huh?
Oh and the pipe, I liked the pipe, yeah the pipe was cool.
Say does anybody know the way to the Antler Liquor Store in Westcliffe, Colorado?
!PIZZA
Nice post!
That's vegetarian pork so I'm sure you would enjoy it.
To find the Antler Liquor Store in Westcliffe, Colorado, one must first find Jesus.
Believe it or not, and you should because it's true.
One of the products I make in my job is vegetarian pork roasts alongside beef, chicken and gammon roasts of course. But, I also make vegetarian frankfurters and bratwurst, interestingly enough, (have you ever noticed how people use the phrase "interestingly enough" when they are telling you something that is so far removed from interesting it does not even deserve to share the same universe?)
Jeez! Thanks for making me think about work when I have a few days off... 😂
Oh by the way, I did find Jesus, he was sitting outside a McDonalds in the local town centre wielding a placard that read...
"The end is high..."
I think I saw that same placard guy in Chicago about 15 years ago. The end is apparently still nigh.