I might add...don't get so drunk you fall off the lavatory onto the bathroom floor and block the door so that the rest of the family has to resort to peeing in the garden. Or perhaps you've already covered this under it's everyone's responsibility to maintain cleanliness and tidiness in shared spaces:)
Well, believe it or not, I wrote that exact thing as dot points one but knew you'd write it also so decided not to steal your thunder. I know, I'm a gentleman.
That you are m'dear...indubitably!
Indubitably. Such a great word.
What's wrong with peeing in the garden? 🤣
Not so much, unless your very close neighbour has motion-activated spotlights!:)
That just adds to the fun!
But I'm the shy retiring type. I don't like to show my ass in public.
I find this hard to believe. 🤐
What's that now? That I'm shy and retiring? Don't you know I joined a self-assertiveness course but had to leave after the first lesson because I was too shy for lesson 2?
Nah, that you don't like to show your ass in public. 😁
Bathrooms blocked again? Peeing outside..?
Must be Tuesday growing up on the Pennsyl-Tucky farm. Damn drunks...