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What day be dmissing is, dbeer!

Dis thread is awesome

Dats dright! Dpartytime!

Dats for damn dsure! Dcrank up dtunes and let's drock and droll all dnight! Jist need dsomeone to go into dcity for to git us dsome more dbeer!

Ya! Can't sit and watch dbears without dbeers. Ddesignated ddriver already ddrooling. What dfuck is up widdat?

dgoddammit dKevin! Da whole dpoint of dbeing a ddesignated ddriver is dat you're dsupposed to not get ddrunk!

Dbitch said it was dwater again! Dvodka all dafternoon like dusual! Dfuck dKevin! Let's dshave off his deyebrows. Not even dkidding...

Dshave off his deyebrows and dtie him to dcar's drear dbumper! Dwe ddrive to dcity, dhe gets to drun!!