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RE: Driving 4 hours for some Photos - Wolfsschlucht | Wolfs Gorge

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I know what I would do: I would call you for help 😱 !LOLZ

And all I can say is that I have found a place that now belongs to my favourite photo spots and that I am really happy for your awesome compliment, my friend, thank you so much 🙏😊


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Hahaha, in my mind's eye I can see an Austrian mountain goat clearing out of there at high speed.
It might be a problem though if you use a toilet behind a bush and a lion roars behind your back.
The saying is; "Caught with your pants down" 😁😜🤣 !LOLZ

I just stated the truth, as your waterfall photos are always stunning 😊

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I would be so fast that you wouldn't even see me running 🤣 !LOLZ

Just today I have told my wife that if I meet a bear during a hike, I would sh*t in my pants and the bear would run away as soon as the smell reaches him 😎

Thanks a million again, my friend 😊


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Oy, nope, you won't have to run away, as the bear will faint when the odor hits his nose. Then you can take a selfie standing with your foot on his chest like the trophy hunters do 🤣 !LOLZ
I think that your wife will adore that selfie and it might only be a bit difficult when people ask you what kind of gun you used, especially if you tell them that your gun is called an anus 😝😁😜🤣

Always my pleasure!

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Poor bear - it must be a really embarrassing for the bear when he sees the image later on Instagram or Facebook 😎 !LOLZ

I think for a big laugh I would tell the people exactly what weapon I have used and maybe I could teach people how to use this weapon ... for big money, of course 😉


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Oh yeah, that bear is going to hate 6you for his whole life, and he will tell all of his friends not to go anywhere near stinky. So at night you can sleep in peace in the bush 😜 !LOLZ

Now this great idea of yours will turn into a money spinner, as so many people are scared of bears.
The only thing that I am a bit worried about is the ozone layer as a lot of people will be walking around farting and releasing noxious gases into the atmosphere 😮😁🤣

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Oh wow, I wouldn't mind if a bear hates me as long as I can sleep without fear in the woods 😁

Now I am worried, but not so much about the additional gas in the atmosphere because the stinky gas will keep bad aliens away from our earth, but because of the clima activists: they will glue themselves to our backs that we can't fart anymore 🤣 !LOLZ


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Ha! The word will spread and even the spiders will get to hear about it. Somebody poisonous will be asked to get you out of the woods and so, it's best for you not to sleep in woods. Ever! 😮

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