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I sent my girlfriend a 'Get Better' card.
She's not sick, or anything - I just think she can get better..

Credit: reddit
$LOLZ

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@rikarivka, I sent you an on behalf of @johannpiber

!PIZZA without !WINE money for in :)

But !WINE without !PIZZA is no problem, I guess 😉 !LOLZ

My friend got a heart transplant but regretted it immediately.
You could say he had a change of heart.

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@rikarivka, I sent you an on behalf of @johannpiber

!WINE
!PIZZA
!LOLZ

I have kleptomania.
When it gets bad I have to take something for it.

Credit: reddit
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@johannpiber, I sent you an on behalf of @rikarivka

!PIZZA with !WINE and a little smile ☺ !LOLZ

Have you heard about the guy who said he had the heart of a lion?
He was banned from the zoo.

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$LOLZ

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@rikarivka, I sent you an on behalf of @johannpiber

!WINE
!PIZZA
!LOLZ

A jumper cable walks into a bar..
The bartender says, I'll serve you, but don't start anything.

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$LOLZ

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ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!@johannpiber, I sent you an on behalf of @rikarivka

Or !PIZZA for breakfast, !WINE for lunch and a big !LOLZ while you fall asleep in the evening 😴

Why did the parents not like their son’s biology teacher?
He had skeletons in his closet.

Credit: marshmellowman
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ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!@rikarivka, I sent you an on behalf of @johannpiber

By changing the places of the terms, the sum does not change :)
!WINE
!PIZZA
!lolz

You are on schedule :)
!WINE
!PIZZA
!LOLZ