5 Minute Freewrite - Annual Award For Idiots

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Today is a very special occasion that is meant for just a certain group of people - idiots. And it is an annual award ceremony just for idiots. Many attended as they were nominated by their family, peers and even their bosses. Many did not know why they were being nominated but still came nonetheless.

Award by award was being given out and many came up and thank their nominee for nominating them. Peter somehow found himself in this award ceremony but he did not know why. He did not even know whom nominated him. And it was then his name was called and then his nominee was being made known to be his supervisor. Peter was then invited to the stage to receive his award, but Peter did not want to be known as a idiot and refuse to go up on stage. Security came and attempted to drag him on stage but Peter suddenly found himself awake on his own bed. What a crazy and bad dream.

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