Bury the evidence -5minutefreewrite

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BURY the evidence. Holy smokes. There's a lot of bonkers weirdness in the world. And, worse, there's even more bonkers bronchitis

I don't even know what I'm saying. I should do these in the mornings. My hand is all dry and puffy from maybe washing dishes, or maybe from holding it weird while using the computer.

BOOOGIE BEAR

Trying to decided if I.... So, I

No bury the evidence.

I ate a whole chicken, raw, live. To bury the evidence, do I have to bury my poop? Bury my salmonella? Bury this confession? Bury the fellow customers at the live chicken eating contest...

Why did I get so weird? Oh, because I'm thinking about my dog and getting him chicken. Oh, and that sometimes when I'm digging in the back yard, I dig up bones. Why are there bones in the back yard? Why are there so many things in the yard under the dirt? Like, so much glass and plastic? How did they get under there? If people had just thrown trash in the back yard, it'd be closer to the surface. No, someone must have covered the trash rather than pick it up, I think? It's frustrating. We considered having all our dirt hauled away and getting new dirt, but that seemed wasteful and it was really expensive. What is money for, though? Not that. Boy howdy.

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