5 Minute Freewrite: application for the worst job

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https://peakd.com/hive-161155/@daily.prompt/5-january-2025-mariannewests-freewrite-writing-prompt-day-2608-application-for-the-worst-job

To Whom It May Concern,

My name is...well, does it matter? I could give you a false name, but I guess you'd find out if you requested my identification. But the point is, you don't really care to know my name, you just care to know that I can move my limbs, I can follow instructions, and I can get the job done. And I can, like most other folks can, so there you go. I have the full use of my arms, legs, hands, feet. See? I've typed up this cover letter. So I can move the things, type up what you like, write notes, but mostly move the things. I will move things from point A to point B with adequate hurry, and adequate care, and for that I'll be paid not enough to survive, and I will be thankful to have work, because it's better bad work than no work, when you've got no one else to support you. So anyway, I hope you hire me to move things because I can do it, and I'll be happy...well, I'll be alive to do it. Thanks for considering. I doubt you read this far. I wonder if anyone saw this at all. I guess it's all down to the hiring quiz that I'll take when I submit my application online. Perhaps I won't even have to attend a group interview. That'd be nice. I don't like being told, alright, folks, can I have these folks stay, and the rest of you, thanks so much, and please apply again in six months when this lot gives up.