I thought you submitted to the mountain, but even better that you submitted for @brandt's review because he is the Mountain Man Manifico, like M&M's but a thruple not a double.
Mountains have souls!
Have you been inside seen inside such mountains?
That's a delicately creative way of saying you bribed that chipmunk repeatedly to pose for you. How would you know they don't get enough excitement atop a mountain? I don't believe that. @brandt, I think she's full of m&ms and grapes and nuts and cheese and bits of slim jim.
I absolutely did not submit for @brandt's review. Don't be vulgar.
I drove through a mountain, once. But it shat me out its north end.
How was that vulgar? Well, I never. I never. I never knew you don't know the real vulgar me, cuz that wasn't it that I spat.
Gotta pick the right mountain. I have one in mind.
If I go to Crater Lake I can take a hike and then jump in a lake...
that's one way in.
Also jesusfuckingchrist how did we end up with two threads on one post? I feel like @hivebuzz should give us some kind of award for how long we can keep a thread going.
Okay, you can't jump in a crater lake to get in. That doesn't count because it's cheating.
I don't know but your comments have made me laugh cry. I had to pause to do that, couldn't fingerlip fly on keys, never mind writer's block.
Did you run out of tears? Because I have some more in my cajones...
Holding out until one of us pisses our pants. Then we can call it.
I made sure I laughed all the ones that wanted to fly free out of me. The other ones I'm saving for when I'm reading old letters. I'm not sure I trust your cajones, the contents, how the tears are treated, and well, that's enough said there...
Done. It's on.
Oh, I'm very good at self-care. You can trust my nuts.