I read submitted instead of summited for some reason.
Yes, I submitted this mountain for @brandt's review, he being hive's foremost expert on mountains west of the rockies.
Earthbeasts. Yes. I know what I'm saying, woman! Mountains have souls!
Chipmunks have souls, too. And good sense enough to hang out on summits and scavenge for m&ms and grapes and nuts and cheese and bits of slim jim (in case they don't get enough excitement as it is living atop a mountain and need a little more).
@nineclaws there's actually a lot of wildlife that likes to hang above treeline. Chipmunks, picas, marmots, ptarmigans, crickets, spiders, to name a few. And goats, of course :)
Know something else I see a lot on top of mountains? Crows.
Are you telling me to take a hike?
Yeah you need a hike. So does some other green eyed pink princess, but I'm tired of tagging his toes.
Are you trying to tell me I should go the morgue and pick up a dead zombie in a pink tutu and take him backpacking?
I'm so confused. I thought you were gloriously unemployed but now I'm thinking you work at the Apocalypse Hotel California.
Actually, I was referring to some individual that sometimes hangs around here, works the pink princess thing, pretends to be dead but is never a zombie...just have to protect him from snakes.
That's what I want you to think. Both of those two thoughts. I'm waiting for your third thought.........make it a threesome thrupled up.
You dirty dirty
girlcenturies-old woman.Who is this Pink Princess????? Does she/he/do they live in Oregon or do I have to go on another one of those goddamn fucking road trips to climb some goddam fucking mountain and yes I used two different damn dams because I like them both? I had a pink tutu when I was a little girl. If I still had it I could wear it on the hike, if PP thought that was appropriate.
I am looking for a wilderness buddy. Has to be the right fit, though. Like my tutu was.
I miss that thing.
That's my third thought.
I'm full on sobbing in sloppy saltiness slapping down my face with more joy than I've seen in, well, can't recall.
@dandays, kindly bring your pink tutu to the mix.
Yes, if you want to take pictures of the crows there :)
I've denfinitely not spent the time in western mountains. I wasn't thinking of chipmunks being there, but other wildlife yes. Definitely mountain goats. Crows I'd expect. I'd also expect ravens.
Is this a pica? Never heard of that one, had to look it up. So cute.
Yeah that's a pica. Except I spelled it wrong. It's supposed to be pika.
Thanks, figured it was, spelling doesn't matter unless, um, it's the right/wrong word(s) at the right/wrong time.
Btw, just so as you know, it's freaking me out that you changed your profile pic, so much so, that I checked to see if @otherbrandt changed his and nope, all good there. Can't say the new one doesn't suit you in mountains, that is, after inspection with magnification.
I don't have many pictures of me, mainly because I'm camera shy and am totally not a selfie kind of person. My buddy shot this one of me recently and I thought it was decent. @otherbrandt can go suck a dick.
You're kinder than I am. I bring people to tears when they even suggest taking a pic of me.
Seriously though, it's a good shot your buddy took. I like it.
I wonder if @otherbrandt will rise from the depths of hell to tell you to go suck a bag of dicks. Maybe he's dead though.
What?
I thought you submitted to the mountain, but even better that you submitted for @brandt's review because he is the Mountain Man Manifico, like M&M's but a thruple not a double.
Have you been inside seen inside such mountains?
That's a delicately creative way of saying you bribed that chipmunk repeatedly to pose for you. How would you know they don't get enough excitement atop a mountain? I don't believe that. @brandt, I think she's full of m&ms and grapes and nuts and cheese and bits of slim jim.
I absolutely did not submit for @brandt's review. Don't be vulgar.
I drove through a mountain, once. But it shat me out its north end.
How was that vulgar? Well, I never. I never. I never knew you don't know the real vulgar me, cuz that wasn't it that I spat.
Gotta pick the right mountain. I have one in mind.
If I go to Crater Lake I can take a hike and then jump in a lake...
that's one way in.
Also jesusfuckingchrist how did we end up with two threads on one post? I feel like @hivebuzz should give us some kind of award for how long we can keep a thread going.
Okay, you can't jump in a crater lake to get in. That doesn't count because it's cheating.
I don't know but your comments have made me laugh cry. I had to pause to do that, couldn't fingerlip fly on keys, never mind writer's block.
Did you run out of tears? Because I have some more in my cajones...
Holding out until one of us pisses our pants. Then we can call it.
I made sure I laughed all the ones that wanted to fly free out of me. The other ones I'm saving for when I'm reading old letters. I'm not sure I trust your cajones, the contents, how the tears are treated, and well, that's enough said there...
Done. It's on.