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Are you telling me to take a hike?

Yeah you need a hike. So does some other green eyed pink princess, but I'm tired of tagging his toes.

Are you trying to tell me I should go the morgue and pick up a dead zombie in a pink tutu and take him backpacking?
I'm so confused. I thought you were gloriously unemployed but now I'm thinking you work at the Apocalypse Hotel California.

Actually, I was referring to some individual that sometimes hangs around here, works the pink princess thing, pretends to be dead but is never a zombie...just have to protect him from snakes.

I thought you were gloriously unemployed but now I'm thinking you work at the Apocalypse Hotel California.

That's what I want you to think. Both of those two thoughts. I'm waiting for your third thought.........make it a threesome thrupled up.

You dirty dirty girl centuries-old woman.

Who is this Pink Princess????? Does she/he/do they live in Oregon or do I have to go on another one of those goddamn fucking road trips to climb some goddam fucking mountain and yes I used two different damn dams because I like them both? I had a pink tutu when I was a little girl. If I still had it I could wear it on the hike, if PP thought that was appropriate.

I am looking for a wilderness buddy. Has to be the right fit, though. Like my tutu was.
I miss that thing.

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That's my third thought.

I'm full on sobbing in sloppy saltiness slapping down my face with more joy than I've seen in, well, can't recall.

Who is this Pink Princess?????

@dandays, kindly bring your pink tutu to the mix.

Check this out.

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I mean this.

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@dandays is PP??!!

omg I can't wait until he reads this please oh please let him read this one first

Yes, if you want to take pictures of the crows there :)

I've denfinitely not spent the time in western mountains. I wasn't thinking of chipmunks being there, but other wildlife yes. Definitely mountain goats. Crows I'd expect. I'd also expect ravens.

Is this a pica? Never heard of that one, had to look it up. So cute.

Yeah that's a pica. Except I spelled it wrong. It's supposed to be pika.

Thanks, figured it was, spelling doesn't matter unless, um, it's the right/wrong word(s) at the right/wrong time.

Btw, just so as you know, it's freaking me out that you changed your profile pic, so much so, that I checked to see if @otherbrandt changed his and nope, all good there. Can't say the new one doesn't suit you in mountains, that is, after inspection with magnification.

I don't have many pictures of me, mainly because I'm camera shy and am totally not a selfie kind of person. My buddy shot this one of me recently and I thought it was decent. @otherbrandt can go suck a dick.

You're kinder than I am. I bring people to tears when they even suggest taking a pic of me.

Seriously though, it's a good shot your buddy took. I like it.

I wonder if @otherbrandt will rise from the depths of hell to tell you to go suck a bag of dicks. Maybe he's dead though.

What?

Well look who crawled out of the cesspools of the bowels of hell.

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