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RE: Punday Monday 241

in Comedy Open Mic3 years ago

I met this girl for a date once. We met on one of the online apps, chatted for a while and decided to meet. It was on Valentine’s Day of course and usual fashion I went with a nice single flower for her since I didn’t know her that well but wanted to make a good impression. I should have been suspicious of her pictures because when we met, she was a bit heftier than I thought she was. It certainly made for some love handles!

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