Welcome to Punday Monday!
We’re now posting in Comedy Open Mic: https://peakd.com/c/hive-164166/created, and thanks to @amirtheawesome1, the winner will receive 2HBD from them!
tl;dr
Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is Valentine's Day.
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties
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How To Make a Pun
This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun
Rules for the PUN-test:
- If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster, 1 HSBI for a win, 2 HBD for the winner from Comedy Open Mic thanks to @amirtheawesome1], your pun must be your original work
- Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.
Last Week's Punday Monday:
Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!
Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...
OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?
How’s THIS:
Best Pun...
Best Pun of the Entire Week...
Best Overall Pun (click it)...
DRUMROLL PLEASE…..
EVERYONE! So many good ones! 1 HSBI to every qualified entry!
For the sake of comedyopenmic, though, my choice to get the HBD is @elementm!
This Week's Pun Topic Is:
Valentine’s Day (try to make a pun that COULD be on a card, but not one that you’ve seen before)
card is Valentine’s Day traditional colors
picture of sawtooth scissors cutting out a dress pattern
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One time I fell in love with a gymnast.
I was head over heels!
Once while on safari, we had to eat some grubs and larvae.
After dinner I knew I was in love with our tour guide.
I had butterflies in my stomach!
I fell in love with DIY lady.
She showed me how to varnish a table... and like that table,
I was enamored. :)
I'm in love with that Poker Face singer.
Just Gaga!
Over achiever :D lol
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I once decided to ask a cook out on Valentines day.
I approached her very timidity and said,
"Miss, will you peas be my valentine?".
My heart is so full of love for bacon. Aorta do something about my clogged arteries.
Thanks for the group win and HBD! Here’s what I’ve got for this week:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I know you’ll stick with me
‘Cause I’m covered in glue
(Card making is hard, Happy Valentine's Day!)
My girl wanted me to get her a new chain for Valentine's day and I'm like, "NFT: nice freaking try." It would Defi the laws of gravity in my checkbook... And if I'm bouncing, I better be at the club... Or in one of those inflatable jump houses.
I probably should have had more money, but I didn't sign a very smart contract when I renegotiated this year. I knew I was in trouble with the lady, so we grabbed our doge, Skippy, hopped in the conversion van and headed for the pool, listening to the tribe game on the radio. It was just a few short blocks away.
After swimming, she put on her second layer and said "JSON, why didn't you want to take the fiat?"
I said, 'that old rust bucket could never make it past the hard fork back on 26."
Hive been in a lot of long-term relationships and I love her very much and would never change a thing, but sometimes it's just like men like to use Mars coin while women prefer Venus coin(also, she's a Leo). At least she has the ecency to be honest and open to me-and that's one of the reasons I haven't lost interest.
I like to think that our romance hasn't PeakD yet, and will continue to make gains in the future. While I put a lot into our relationship, it's truly a love that I can't calculate my return on investment for💝💘
Love all the references! 💕
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A courant bush.
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Congratulations to @elementm! Your reward will arrive shortly.
It's here, thanks 😁!
You know, I don't do these puns for the votes or the sbi...I do them for the love💕
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I met this girl for a date once. We met on one of the online apps, chatted for a while and decided to meet. It was on Valentine’s Day of course and usual fashion I went with a nice single flower for her since I didn’t know her that well but wanted to make a good impression. I should have been suspicious of her pictures because when we met, she was a bit heftier than I thought she was. It certainly made for some love handles!
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Always a good idea to take your Valentine to dinner. They really eat it up.
I was going to break it off with my girlfriend on Valentine's Day, but I didn't have the heart to tell her.
It's not the clothes you wear. Designer dresses hold no appeal for me.
It's not the flowery words in your poetry. They are beautiful, but cause my heart to tear.
No, the thing that makes me love you more than I knew anyone could care - is that you can hug like a giant grizzly bear!
Restaurant joke with family, good opportunity to make comedy 😊 wish you all happiness friend 🎉
Comedy with valentine's day will be something interesting and exciting 👍 woman gifts are nice and cool topic
I'll never forget my first teen crush-Robin Hood. The first time I saw him, I felt like my heart had just been shot with an arrow by Cupid.
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