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RE: Punday Monday 241

in Comedy Open Mic3 years ago (edited)

My girl wanted me to get her a new chain for Valentine's day and I'm like, "NFT: nice freaking try." It would Defi the laws of gravity in my checkbook... And if I'm bouncing, I better be at the club... Or in one of those inflatable jump houses.

I probably should have had more money, but I didn't sign a very smart contract when I renegotiated this year. I knew I was in trouble with the lady, so we grabbed our doge, Skippy, hopped in the conversion van and headed for the pool, listening to the tribe game on the radio. It was just a few short blocks away.

After swimming, she put on her second layer and said "JSON, why didn't you want to take the fiat?"

I said, 'that old rust bucket could never make it past the hard fork back on 26."

Hive been in a lot of long-term relationships and I love her very much and would never change a thing, but sometimes it's just like men like to use Mars coin while women prefer Venus coin(also, she's a Leo). At least she has the ecency to be honest and open to me-and that's one of the reasons I haven't lost interest.

I like to think that our romance hasn't PeakD yet, and will continue to make gains in the future. While I put a lot into our relationship, it's truly a love that I can't calculate my return on investment for💝💘

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