Your green things are looking beautiful and growing so nicely. You're a lucky bugger if I may say so. There's NOTHING weird about talking to your plants. They respond to it, it's been proven and you know what, even if that weren't true, it feels good to talk to them doesn't it? I know that the plants that I've spoken to enjoy it as much as I do.
Sounds like you did have a full on day, I'm glad you gave it your all, but seems like that is simply your way, it's a good philosophy and will pay dividends. Hope you enjoy the harvest of your green things when you get there 😁
You may, and I am.
I've tried to teach them to swear, but they're too polite.
I'm going to eat those little fuckers to death!
Lol, little shop of horrors the PG18 version could be such a hoot.
Indeed.