You're a lucky bugger if I may say so.
You may, and I am.
There's NOTHING weird about talking to your plants.
I've tried to teach them to swear, but they're too polite.
Hope you enjoy the harvest of your green things when you get there
I'm going to eat those little fuckers to death!
Lol, little shop of horrors the PG18 version could be such a hoot.
Indeed.