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Oh yeah she often says super sweet things like "you've been playing that video game for 12 hours" and "you haven't gone outside in 3 weeks".

Reading that my logical answer is: so?

But then I am not married.

That's usually my response, unless I wanna sleep in the bed lol

I understand. Do you have a pull out couch or a recliner where you most sleep?

I sleep in my gaming chair mostly. It reclines 180 degrees and has a leg rest. Optimal comfort, lower lumbar support, and no one stealing my side of the bed

I understand.

You have a mancave dont you?

Some would call it a fetish chamber... Some would call it a man cave, I suppose