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Well, he took my hat home, my favourite 5.11 cap. Wears it every day, so he might as well have had the matching boots. (Luckily not though.)

Can't take a man's trusty boots. That's like taking a woman's...I've got nothing. Everything I wear is interchanged frequently. How about hair. Can't take a woman's trusty hair. Unless it is leg hair, in which case anyone is welcome to that. This stream of consciousness is just getting worse and worse. I'm now going to let this thread die here.

That's like taking a woman's...I've got nothing.

Lol...This made me smile.

I don't think a woman's hair works well either...I mean, there's places where there should be none and most women are pleased to be rid of it so...maybe a women's head-hair would work?

Ha, yes, a woman's head-hair was my intention. Mine is midway down my back now, and I'd be kind of irked if someone made off with it.

Oh yeah, I'd think you'd be a little distraught if someone hacked that lovely mane of yours off. I think you're safe though, no one world dare.