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Got lost in the beard...maybe he traded them in for a full head of hair...so many possibilities

Lol...Maybe they're in the beard, or maybe they're folded behind may back? Maybe I fucken forgot to draw them?

Anyway, I know you're just deflecting your feelings away from the obvious fact that I'm buff as fuck and you're bordering on a swoon.

Well, maybe it's abstract art and I'm being a very literal person.

Oh, yes! That one! Where are those arms? I mean, seriously?

Abstract art! That's it...

#goodsave

Well you said don't swoon, I'm doing my best here! :D

Marielle, you have my permission to swoon...You know you want to.

Alright, now that I have permission, good thing you forgot to draw those buff arms! I wouldn't of been able to contain the swoon!

If those guns were drawn... Anything might have happened.

I'll draw buff for you so you know what it looks like, M'kay?

Wise ass.

It's a good hypothesis.

See here's the thing...Until you just mentioned it now I didn't even think about the lack of arms in my drawing. A bit weird I know. Let's just say my arms decided to do something else that day, to live their own reality for a while, and lets assume they were reconnected with the rest of me later.

How about those legs though?

The legs are fine, but the arms are the arms.

Yeah, the old G-dog isn't much use without arms I guess...Lucky in real life I have them or I'd have to type this message with my nose...

In truth I did it just to see what that would be like. Wasn't that hard. No typos. But my nose is sore now. 😀

I'm sorry! Without a six-pack, there will be no swoon.

Come on...Dem legs! Swoon Denise, you'll feel better about yourself. Just imagine the six-pack. I've been doing that about my self for the last 10 5 years. Lol.

Oh, I have a good imagination! :)) I am all the way up to a three-pack. Give me a few moments!

Haha!

One, two, three...damn it there has to be more somewhere!

I didn't take them, I swear!