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Thank you. I have a black belt in bargin which is why my bargin's so good.

!PIZZA

It was a funny bargin too!

No kidding, that bargin was so good and funny it had me crackin up like a maniac!

Like one of them tent maniacs living over there in them woods.

But seriously dude. Wtf were you doing? LOL!

Oh I was just out there one night drinking cheap whiskey and laughing at all the barges going by on the Ohio River. Haven't you ever done that before?

I laughed at a canoe once but it turned out to be Mr. Canoehead so there was nothing unusual about that and everything was normal.

Yep that definitely looks like situation normal to me.