I read the headline and laughed because I knew you were poking fun.
It might have gone over some people's heads; I thought it was devilishly clever, or fucking stupid, the jury is still out.
My gear does its job for now. I have my eye on some other things but I'll have to rob the bank, or just steal them directly from the camera shop if I am to get them.
Your macro lens has a big aperture
I have other big things too. My 200 Series Landcruiser for one.
If I knew what aperture was I would have made a sensible comment in reply. 😁