I can't believe you missed the THREE ravens in my gif. You got juice with goose that got you goosed, eh? That explains your blindness.
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I can't believe you missed the THREE ravens in my gif. You got juice with goose that got you goosed, eh? That explains your blindness.
I'm only blind because I got to see ALL the evil and you're just jealous.
Grow a third eye like cyclops. We're both living in a hell world, even if it's different corporations and different landscapes, so there's nothing to be jealous of. Want to compare to see which pocket of hell is more fun?
My world isn't too hellish most days...

and I already HAVE a third eye, thankyouverymuch
and a beard, but I shave that.
Isn't that a vision of an illusionary illusion?
Lies. I need to SEE proof.
proof:

False. Not proof. This is a gif of a mutant fish from The Simpsons.
#nineclawsfactchecked
I await authentic proof.
Weeeeelllllllll... if you'll take my word as proof, all my therapy has severely improved my clairvoyance. For example, I was doing energy healing on my cat the other day and saw that back when she was a stray she got hit in the head and sustained a concussion (which explains a lot of her random weird behavior, weird even for a cat). When I healed that for her, in two steps, she sighed, both times.
And today I was working on a patient's neck and asked the tissues what was wrong (with the tiny pinecone of my mind). I got an image of a fork (yeah, wtf, I don't know), so in my mind's eye I removed the fork and in that instant the tissues relaxed and found their natural shape again.
But if you prefer a gif...

I'd be ok with Betty White becoming some kind of third eye deity.