I wouldn't mind the installation of a Phalanx CIWS to be honest, the only question is where on my body would they put it? I'm in talks with the doctors about it currently.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phalanx_CIWS
Hospitals are a necessary evil for procedures like I had unfortunately. I'm the G-dog of course, so did investigate the opportunities of getting it done at the vet, but none had a vacancy so I had to go to hospital. 😜
Thanks for taking a look and I'm glad it gave you a laugh.
P.s. Kidneys get a good price on the black market you know. 😎