I literally smiled while reading this. The part where you said you laughed is so relatable to me. In some situations, it's better to just laugh than to begin cussing. It's helps you feel better.
And between, even if the trousers do have a brain, they'll definitely know all that happened wasn't intentional. Lol
#dreemerforlife
Glad I made you smile. Mission accomplished! ;<)
I hardly ever curse, even when I hurt myself and not because I am a believer. I just try to stay calm.
I am sure they do haha! Also, they might be part of the plan and like to hang around the wood burner. Comfiest place in the house, at night ;<)