Glad I made you smile. Mission accomplished! ;<)
I hardly ever curse, even when I hurt myself and not because I am a believer. I just try to stay calm.
And between, even if the trousers do have a brain, they'll definitely know all that happened wasn't intentional. Lol
I am sure they do haha! Also, they might be part of the plan and like to hang around the wood burner. Comfiest place in the house, at night ;<)