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It goes without question. I'll walk around town looking for trouble, just knowing that my homie got my back lol

Too right...But watch out, cross him and it's BJJ choke holds all round!

That's when you'll realise the importance of dialogue and if that doesn't work, you just run zig-zag while screaming "I'm sorry". 😃

Haha! Zig-zag running...That's funny!

You know, if you ever come to Australia and a crocodile starts chasing you don't run zig-zag, run in a straight line and as fast as your fucking legs can carry you. Just saying.

But zig-zag will work in the case you mention for sure.

Wait, you guys have crocodiles just laying around? Or do I have to go to the woods to look for their trouble first?

They're around, obviously in the tropical north of the country, not the south...Sometimes they make their way into the towns and cities. Cairns, Townsville and Darwin for instance. The cops come along and shoot them normally.

In the wet season they flood into the towns with rising waters in the aqua ducts and stuff...It can be a problem.

Wow. In my village in Nigeria, crocodiles are considered a delicacy. Excessive hunting and stuff have reduced their population but every now and then there are sightings.